Post by ultracoreglamfuck on Jan 17, 2017 13:56:55 GMT -5
Here are two excellent ways to start your "Year of the Cock" properly:
ERECTILE DEMENTIA "Slaughterography" CD - One billion blasts of false noisecore horsecock rock for the twats and the posers! This glorious disc of digital dominance collects all the 7" EPs, splits and tons of obscure compilation appearances recorded from 2013 to 2016. Experience the pure joy of the greatest band of the 21st century all over yet again for the very first time. Total humiliation of the average limp-dick noisecore wimps!
CEMETERY FUNGUS "Demo 2017" Tape - Five tracks of Christ-crushing death metal. Crude and catchy rock n' roll holocaust with full Satanic penetration for fans of eternal rotting damnation. Very little is known about this sinister recording but rumor has it that the band members all committed erotic suicide at the end of the session. Professionally dubbed Chrome cassettes limited to 100 copies.
Post by ultracoreglamfuck on Jun 26, 2017 10:45:32 GMT -5
ERECTILE DEMENTIA / SEWAGE GRINDER split 7" EP - Thirteen brand new loads of rip roarin' cock rock, mutant grindcore and brain-molesting death from ERECTILE DEMENTIA. Four spine-splintering eruptions of sick grindcore from SEWAGE GRINDER including an insane HEART cover tune and more fast-as-fuck madness. Brutal, catchy and ready to ravage. Each copy comes freshly pressed on soul-obliterating abyss black wax so don't delay. Get a copy now because you'll probably be dead tomorrow.
Ten undulating blobs of diseased rock that will spread directly into your brain and eat away your basic cognitive abilities. Acid-blasted punk oddities of the mutant variety. Deformed strains of early BUTTHOLE SURFERS, RUPTURE, FOSSIL FUEL, DEVO and GISM gathered together in one weird Petri dish by an international team of rock n' roll scientists from Kentucky, Ohio and Melbourne. Professionally dubbed and printed cassettes limited to 100 copies!
Post by ultracoreglamfuck on Aug 3, 2018 13:34:53 GMT -5
SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Amoebicide" CD - Thirteen brand new tracks of spastic fucking freak out rock n' roll. Transmissions from behind the wall of madness. Absolute delirium and cosmic slaughter akin to a fully-conscious autopsy conducted by two intergalactic death wizards and a sexually-omniscient mountain gorilla. Open-skull surgery that will implant the final disease and deliver the ultimate cure! From some of the same rock n' roll super-geniuses that brought you SOCKEYE, RUPTURE and ERECTILE DEMENTIA with artwork by Bryan Brady.