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Post by thelampincident on Jan 14, 2011 20:32:58 GMT -5
You know how every board has one of those threads for stuff that's not worth its own thread?
I want to start a band where I just do vocals and I run around smashing mirrors over my forehead. I also want to have a microphone with an axe handle and swing it at people.
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Post by flesheater on Jan 14, 2011 20:55:45 GMT -5
I hate when I am taking a dump at work and there are like 6 or 7 empty stalls and someone comes in and gets in the stall right next to me.
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Post by olegrinder on Jan 14, 2011 21:15:34 GMT -5
Mike I thought you were in a band? Why can't you incorporate that stuff into it?!?! While I'm pro axe handle, I think the Spetsnaz military shovel is more versatile.
It could also fix the other problem. Find a nice quiet place outside to poop, and dig a hole. Works at weird fest + parties in the woods. Why not around the workplace? Some gasbag might take the stall next to you, but I bet anyone seeing you take a dump outside will stay well clear.
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 15, 2011 0:12:51 GMT -5
Mike I thought you were in a band? Why can't you incorporate that stuff into it?!?! Because I'm too busy playing guitar to kill myself in front of an audience.
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 15, 2011 11:56:36 GMT -5
So you become "simply the best" at 2500 posts.
The new rank scale has been breached.
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Post by olegrinder on Jan 15, 2011 13:10:50 GMT -5
So you become "simply the best" at 2500 posts. The new rank scale has been breached. I think Will forgot spellcheck on that. Pretty sure it should be 'simply the beast'.
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Post by yeastydeath on Jan 15, 2011 13:30:09 GMT -5
I'm not even courteous enough to dig a hole when I shit outside.
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Post by olegrinder on Jan 15, 2011 13:51:06 GMT -5
I'm not even courteous enough to dig a hole when I shit outside. This is why everyone should carry a Spetsnaz military shovel or entrenching tool in their car (and toilet paper!!!)! Some of the off-the-grid gatherings I've been too would be a shit covered mess if ppl didn't dig a hole. Same /w outdoor punk and hippy fests. No matter where it is, the outhouse barrels will fill, or the portapotties will be ultra-gross by the end. The shovel is your answer. It will also chop ice from yer van wheelwells, and can be used as a weapon when the the zombie apocalypse starts.
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Post by crimeisonmyside on Jan 15, 2011 13:58:32 GMT -5
playing guitar does limit my bodycount at shows! fuck that shit!!
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Post by yeastydeath on Jan 15, 2011 14:07:14 GMT -5
I'm not even courteous enough to dig a hole when I shit outside. This is why everyone should carry a Spetsnaz military shovel or entrenching tool in their car (and toilet paper!!!)! Some of the off-the-grid gatherings I've been too would be a shit covered mess if ppl didn't dig a hole. Same /w outdoor punk and hippy fests. No matter where it is, the outhouse barrels will fill, or the portapotties will be ultra-gross by the end. The shovel is your answer. It will also chop ice from yer van wheelwells, and can be used as a weapon when the the zombie apocalypse starts. Can't argue with that logic.
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Post by monollectif on Jan 15, 2011 15:10:00 GMT -5
This is why everyone should carry a Spetsnaz military shovel or entrenching tool in their car (and toilet paper!!!)! Some of the off-the-grid gatherings I've been too would be a shit covered mess if ppl didn't dig a hole. Same /w outdoor punk and hippy fests. No matter where it is, the outhouse barrels will fill, or the portapotties will be ultra-gross by the end. The shovel is your answer. It will also chop ice from yer van wheelwells, and can be used as a weapon when the the zombie apocalypse starts. Can't argue with that logic.
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Post by olegrinder on Jan 15, 2011 15:53:22 GMT -5
playing guitar does limit my bodycount at shows! fuck that shit!! You have never played a late 70's Kramer DMZ then. Cuz I'm pretty sure I could pitchfork numerous ppl with that thing and keep playing (alum neck guitar Die Kreuzen guitarist used + 80% why I bought mine). I finally put it back in storage cuz it's too heavy for me to play. Ah, shovel converts! Cold Steel is calling them 'Special Forces' shovels now. Dumbasses probably think Spetsnaz = 'Special Nazis'. I think they call those ppl oxymorons. Bud K has them for less than $20: budk.com/Outdoor-Sports/Cold-Steel-Special-Forces-ShovelGet one b4 teh zombis get ur brainz. Or you need to poop in the woods.
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Post by flesheater on Jan 15, 2011 16:01:06 GMT -5
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Post by olegrinder on Jan 15, 2011 18:51:53 GMT -5
Zombies and wasteland mutants far more likely than graboids... Both of which you could bean with a quality shovel you also carry to bury your poop so Predators and mutants can't track your spoor. But if you mean for recreation, sure, a tank that brings you beer would be fun... Until Skynet takes over and that tank makes you bring it beer. You'll wish you would have spent half that amount on a good shovel then.
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 15, 2011 20:12:21 GMT -5
There's a couple people here who should really resize their avatars, Proboards doesn't always do it for you.
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Jan 16, 2011 3:09:00 GMT -5
playing guitar does limit my bodycount at shows! fuck that shit!! You have never played a late 70's Kramer DMZ then. Cuz I'm pretty sure I could pitchfork numerous ppl with that thing and keep playing (alum neck guitar Die Kreuzen guitarist used + 80% why I bought mine). I finally put it back in storage cuz it's too heavy for me to play. I have a friend that I hang out with to this day, who has been talking about getting a Kramer since we were about 12 for the sole purpose of impaling people on stage. haha
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Post by olegrinder on Jan 16, 2011 11:20:45 GMT -5
You have never played a late 70's Kramer DMZ then. Cuz I'm pretty sure I could pitchfork numerous ppl with that thing and keep playing (alum neck guitar Die Kreuzen guitarist used + 80% why I bought mine). I finally put it back in storage cuz it's too heavy for me to play. I have a friend that I hang out with to this day, who has been talking about getting a Kramer since we were about 12 for the sole purpose of impaling people on stage. haha I would sell him my old thuguitar! It's got a Tom Anderson pickup in the bridge, had it regrounded when I og got it out of stg. Not beat up, but stickered. And it was used by that guy who ran Bovine Records and screamed in the 90's cult band Thug. Or 90's thug band The Cult. one of those. whichever would sell it for $$ to put out punk rock rekkids.
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 22, 2011 12:47:43 GMT -5
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 23, 2011 1:35:51 GMT -5
This place had gotten busier for a couple days and now nobody has anything to say anymore?
THE FUCK'S HAPPENING Y'ALL
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Jan 23, 2011 9:42:25 GMT -5
I have a friend that I hang out with to this day, who has been talking about getting a Kramer since we were about 12 for the sole purpose of impaling people on stage. haha I would sell him my old thuguitar! It's got a Tom Anderson pickup in the bridge, had it regrounded when I og got it out of stg. Not beat up, but stickered. And it was used by that guy who ran Bovine Records and screamed in the 90's cult band Thug. Or 90's thug band The Cult. one of those. whichever would sell it for $$ to put out punk rock rekkids. he's more into the ultra metal looking kramer's but i think it's a beauty!
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Post by ogx on Jan 23, 2011 9:46:34 GMT -5
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Post by olegrinder on Jan 23, 2011 14:07:35 GMT -5
This place had gotten busier for a couple days and now nobody has anything to say anymore? THE FUCK'S HAPPENING Y'ALL I'm pretty sure the interwebz comes to a screeching halt when I have a backache. You just notice it more here.
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 23, 2011 14:44:02 GMT -5
Don't worry, I'll work on getting one of my own super powerful shovels and I'll crack your lower back with a good baseball style swing to get it back into shape.
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 2, 2011 4:02:08 GMT -5
KFNHWEFHWEFKWLNMFWLFVWKLNMFVWKFWLMFWLMWL
I DONE GOT THE GERMS
I DONE GOT ALL THE WHEAT GRASS
I HAVE FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN COCKROACH BOMBS THAT I PLAN TO DETONATE INSIDE MY NOSTRILS WHICH WILL CAUSE A NASAL EXPLOSION THE SIZE OF A MILLION TREES
tr33s
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Post by community slugs on Feb 3, 2011 17:01:38 GMT -5
KFNHWEFHWEFKWLNMFWLFVWKLNMFVWKFWLMFWLMWL I DONE GOT THE GERMS I DONE GOT ALL THE WHEAT GRASS I HAVE FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN COCKROACH BOMBS THAT I PLAN TO DETONATE INSIDE MY NOSTRILS WHICH WILL CAUSE A NASAL EXPLOSION THE SIZE OF A MILLION TREES tr33s hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' husband, dey be splodin' people's sinuses e'rywhere!!!!!!!!!!
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