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Post by dragunov on Apr 3, 2014 12:40:06 GMT -5
fo real tho
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Post by thelampincident on Apr 16, 2014 20:45:50 GMT -5
You don't know the definition of foul odor until you have a roommate that eats pickled eggs.
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Post by swilliam on Apr 16, 2014 20:51:04 GMT -5
Pickled eggs you say? Sounds mighty delicious. I might have to try them for no other reason than having 9 dozen eggs on hand.
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Post by yeastydeath on Apr 16, 2014 22:05:58 GMT -5
Make sure that you only do a soft boil on them first. The brine will do the rest of the work.
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Post by swilliam on Apr 25, 2014 20:11:40 GMT -5
I have an unhealthy amount of malice for emergency vehicles, especially when they're passing my home, especially for the second, third, fourth, time in the same day which is basically every day.
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Post by thelampincident on Apr 25, 2014 20:59:31 GMT -5
My dad's place is really close to a hospital. I know that feel.
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Post by thelampincident on Apr 28, 2014 2:56:23 GMT -5
Some of the people my company has been hiring lately are so god damn stupid, it's not worth the time to teach them anything. Need to quit. Have to quit. Must quit. Can't take it anymore.
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Post by thelampincident on May 9, 2014 1:47:08 GMT -5
I did a Google image search for "bubble man" because I was looking for a picture of the Mega Man boss and came across this. Lovely.
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Post by BigSeth on May 12, 2014 10:06:45 GMT -5
I wanna touch that guy.
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Post by thelampincident on May 27, 2014 21:22:56 GMT -5
I should have known better than to become roommates/bandmates with a guy who owns multiple seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond on DVD.
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Post by grinchx on May 28, 2014 17:18:09 GMT -5
why?
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Post by flesheater on May 28, 2014 19:58:00 GMT -5
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Post by grinchx on May 28, 2014 20:58:14 GMT -5
you guys are predictable. its an ok show and im still not seeing where the extrapolation comes in.
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Post by deadallman on Jun 4, 2014 17:03:36 GMT -5
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 27, 2014 19:51:57 GMT -5
The first message that ends up in my inbox from online dating is from a fucking guy. Flattering, but not what I'm looking for.
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Post by yeastydeath on Aug 29, 2014 10:12:28 GMT -5
Dudes are typically way more forward. I get hit on by more dudes than girls, but I also work next to a gay bar.
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Post by flesheater on Aug 29, 2014 11:05:12 GMT -5
Let the dude touch your wiener.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 30, 2014 7:53:39 GMT -5
All the message said was "Hey man what's up?", real creative. Do guys do that shit all the time?
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Post by yeastydeath on Aug 30, 2014 10:05:11 GMT -5
Probably a spam bot. Firmly and loudly say, "That's my purse! I don't know you!"
Just to be safe.
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Post by flesheater on Aug 30, 2014 12:23:30 GMT -5
Mike I'll message you a few dick pics on OKCupid if that would make you feel better.
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Post by grinchx on Aug 30, 2014 15:52:50 GMT -5
i have never got a message from a dude thank god, but i see em browsin
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 30, 2014 21:51:31 GMT -5
Come on Allen, you have my number. Just text them to me.
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Post by yeastydeath on Sept 1, 2014 10:58:58 GMT -5
It's funny, after just saying that about dudes hitting on me, I go into work yesterday and some girl leaves her number for me with the bartender without ever talking to me. That's a first. So weird. Can't decide if I'm going to call/text her or not. Cute girl, but definitely a "norm" as they say so there's probably no future there.
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Post by thelampincident on Sept 1, 2014 17:22:50 GMT -5
I fingerbanged some random girl I had never met in my life at a big outdoor show in town a few weeks ago and even got her phone number. After some brief texting the next day, I never talked to her again because I just wanted to remember that night fondly forever.
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Post by grinchx on Sept 1, 2014 23:44:59 GMT -5
Cute girl, but definitely a "norm" as they say so there's probably no future there. shes into grinders, probably closet freaky.
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