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Post by petetheripper on May 29, 2012 12:30:03 GMT -5
They don't take it to the point of ridiculousness but you know they are men who have worked hard in their lives with a single shake. this. limp handshakes suck.
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Post by thelampincident on Sept 2, 2012 0:33:37 GMT -5
Does anyone find overly-firm grips equally disturbing? I hate when my partner in the shake tries to crush my hand, and it is usually someone in chinos and loafers. Bumping the thread to address this. There's a dude I've been talking to lately at one of my security jobs who works at the same place but doing different things for a different company who has basically been crushing the shit out of my hand every time he shakes it. Super nice dude, I really like him so that's not my complaint. But it's almost at the point where I feel he's going to crush my hand much like what was described here. He's a guy who just got back from Afghanistan in February and left the Marines in June after being with them for six years and has told me he killed people, broke a dude's wrist out there, etc. so there's no doubt he's seen some shit. Certainly would explain why he's not afraid to crush a man's hand in a shake.
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Post by flesheater on Sept 2, 2012 0:47:52 GMT -5
Fuck the military.
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Post by thelampincident on Sept 2, 2012 1:00:26 GMT -5
Hey, I wouldn't join myself, but that doesn't mean I'm automatically gonna write off everyone who was in it.
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Post by dragunov on Sept 2, 2012 12:51:35 GMT -5
Normal day at work:
Customer over the phone: "Y'all fix mah phone." Me: "Uh, possibly, which phone do you have?" Customer: "It's, uh, a Samsung." Me: "Which model Samsung?" Customer: "Uh, it's the black touchscreen one."
I mean, whenever I buy anything, I usually look to see what the fuck it is that I'm buying. I think people around here blindfold themselves before buying expensive electronics.
:mother fucking facepalm of death:
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Post by conscience on Sept 3, 2012 0:07:16 GMT -5
Normal day at work: Customer over the phone: "Y'all fix mah phone." Me: "Uh, possibly, which phone do you have?" Customer: "It's, uh, a Samsung." Me: "Which model Samsung?" Customer: "Uh, it's the black touchscreen one." I mean, whenever I buy anything, I usually look to see what the fuck it is that I'm buying. I think people around here blindfold themselves before buying expensive electronics. :mother fucking facepalm of death: Every fucking day... I hate people, who don't do their jobs. I hate people, who make myself do their jobs. I hate people, who by doing their jobs for them - makes me stay over by myself when I need to get home.
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Post by ryan on Sept 4, 2012 8:05:27 GMT -5
I hate people, who don't do their jobs. I hate people, who make myself do their jobs. I hate people, who by doing their jobs for them - makes me stay over by myself when I need to get home. This x1000000000000000000000000
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Post by grinchx on Sept 4, 2012 21:57:28 GMT -5
i hate people out of town who book shows and dont have a PA, then ask your band to bring one.
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Post by flesheater on Oct 11, 2012 22:51:11 GMT -5
This has been driving me absolutely nuts lately. The type of people who will talk your ear off about how stupid religion is but then start talking about astrology and karma and other fantasy bullshit of the sort. I had a girl tell me recently, with total sincerity, that astrology is based on science. A long time ago I quit saying that I wasn't religious because of people like this. I now say I am not superstitious to encompass all.
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Post by thelampincident on Oct 12, 2012 2:57:49 GMT -5
I've been having thoughts about how racism is its own form of religion lately. People who have no problem distorting the facts and dismissing outlooks from certain types of people just to support their unfounded bias.
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Post by dragunov on Oct 12, 2012 9:18:06 GMT -5
I've been having thoughts about how racism is its own form of religion lately. People who have no problem distorting the facts and dismissing outlooks from certain types of people just to support their unfounded bias. Vacation to Mississippi and see your thoughts in action, everywhere!
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Post by flesheater on Oct 12, 2012 10:42:22 GMT -5
I'd rather hang out with a religious extremist any day over one of these astrology, horoscope loving bleeding heart types who think progressive metal is life changing, abstract art is emotional and smoking weed is an "experience". I'm sure that will tweak a few people's nipples but fuck it. I would rather have a laugh at how ridiculous someone is than have someone smoke me out then ruin my buzz by talking about our celestial spirits intertwining for half an hour.
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Post by swilliam on Oct 12, 2012 11:34:49 GMT -5
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Post by grinchx on Oct 12, 2012 12:56:12 GMT -5
I would rather have a laugh at how ridiculous someone is than have someone smoke me out then ruin my buzz by talking about our celestial spirits intertwining for half an hour. come to the house one day, i will smoke you out and we can listen to relentless blasts instead
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Post by conscience on Oct 12, 2012 14:34:24 GMT -5
walk outside my apartment today, to find my car has been towed. they were painting lines in the parking lot and didn't give us a notice or knock/call to tell me to move my car. great start to my friday.
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Post by grinchx on Oct 12, 2012 14:45:36 GMT -5
man that is a shitty situation. they are going to say they put a flyer on your door or something. is your tag # on file with the management?
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Post by flesheater on Oct 13, 2012 9:52:23 GMT -5
come to the house one day, i will smoke you out and we can listen to relentless blasts instead One of these days I'll make my way down there.
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Post by deadallman on Oct 19, 2012 23:37:39 GMT -5
People with babies shouldn't use Facebook.
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Post by grinchx on Oct 19, 2012 23:46:28 GMT -5
im 0% interested in other peoples kids, but if i had one, their happy ass would be all over my wall
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Post by thelampincident on Oct 20, 2012 2:51:42 GMT -5
The risk of having children is probably the main reason I rarely complain about my not necessarily voluntary abstinence.
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Post by thelampincident on Oct 20, 2012 3:25:43 GMT -5
And speaking of not necessarily voluntary abstinence, I just came across a homemade sex video where the guy had Pokemon bed sheets. What the hell is my excuse?
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Post by flesheater on Oct 20, 2012 23:02:38 GMT -5
I praise the skies for every day that I don't have a child.
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Post by Torch the Mall on Oct 22, 2012 16:51:09 GMT -5
And speaking of not necessarily voluntary abstinence, I just came across a homemade sex video where the guy had Pokemon bed sheets. What the hell is my excuse? There are so many avenues this can take but, at the end of the day, I want to shake that man's hand. I still can't find the right MtG spell to cast on women...
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Post by thelampincident on Oct 22, 2012 17:06:15 GMT -5
I thought you had a girlfriend already.
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Post by Torch the Mall on Oct 22, 2012 17:08:45 GMT -5
Correction: I should have a girlfriend. I've been single/saucy/forever alone for six months now.
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