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Post by ToLiveALie on Mar 8, 2011 18:37:15 GMT -5
Seems like there should be a whole thread for this... go for it!
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 8, 2011 18:45:48 GMT -5
No thread could do adequate justice to how much I hate people. If I wrote a book on this subject it would be twice the size of War and Peace.
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Post by flesheater on Mar 8, 2011 20:36:13 GMT -5
Oh fuck I could go on for ages about this shit. Here are some current things I'm hating on: - People who drive like dicks, mostly teenagers - People who don't like Star Wars, especially those that prefer Star Trek instead - Really misshapen chicks that wear overly revealing clothes. Get a clue, if your legs looks like panty hose filled with tennis balls and have sores all over them don't wear a fucking skirt - The current Facebook obsession, whatever happened to hobbies?
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Post by joethestache on Mar 8, 2011 21:59:21 GMT -5
hate hate hate
1. people that drive 5 mph under the limit 2. people that can't read a fucking sign (this is a majority of humanity) 3. people that make shit unnecessarily difficult 4. people who type like they have been hit in the head with a large hammer
plenty more when i think of them.
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 8, 2011 22:32:26 GMT -5
People who take 6-7 hours to take a 50 question multiple choice test mostly based on common sense where you can choose from answers A, B, or C. Really, people this stupid don't deserve to live.
Also, if your "anxiety" is so bad that you can't go to the grocery store alone, you should probably just kill yourself and make humanity better right now.
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 9, 2011 1:22:27 GMT -5
I also want to headbutt everybody that works at the DMV and I want to headbutt the state of Rhode Island for closing most of the smaller satellite locations and funneling pretty much everybody into just one place (a three story building in Cranston), but still having basically nobody working there to handle the influx of people, therefore creating figurative constipation. When I went there on Friday I actually felt my blood pressure rise to the point where my whole left arm started twitching.
Also, if you like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you are an inferior form of life who should be stabbed in the face with a can opener.
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Post by swilliam on Mar 9, 2011 6:40:04 GMT -5
people who like cats. I never want to see a picture of your cats, especially if you think they're "doing something cute." it's boring, the only cute thing a cat can do is fuck off and die.
people who slow down nearly to a stop to take a right turn. people who drive SUVs that inch their way over curbs; you're in a supposed OFF ROAD vehicle, slam your way over that shit. people who slow down for turns and then blast 80 MPH when the highway straightens out. same for people who drive slow until they're going downhill and THEN decide they need to be going 80.
I could complain about drivers all day. my girlfriend says that when I drive I'm trying to "teach everyone a lesson" to which I always tell her that the world is my classroom.
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Post by ToLiveALie on Mar 9, 2011 10:41:58 GMT -5
Also, if you like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you are an inferior form of life who should be stabbed in the face with a can opener. Same for Family Guy, especially if you talk about it to people like they care.
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 9, 2011 11:12:16 GMT -5
Ha! I like Family Guy buy I can understand the sentiment. Some of the stuff they do isn't even a joke, it's just blatant plagiarism, taking their characters and using them to recreate scenes word for word. They did have some funny gags early on and the character development has gotten way better in recent years, but I guess the big kicker for me too is all the local references.
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Post by bobbybonghits on Mar 9, 2011 11:17:11 GMT -5
people who like cats. I never want to see a picture of your cats, especially if you think they're "doing something cute." it's boring, the only cute thing a cat can do is fuck off and die. you're a moron, cats are great, dogs too, but why hate on cats?
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Post by ryan on Mar 9, 2011 11:24:48 GMT -5
Same for Family Guy, especially if you talk about it to people like they care. this x1000 forever - people that drive the speed limit in the fast lane on the highway make me wish i drove a shitty old car so i could just ram them the fuck outta the way. - people that don't pay attention to what they're doing when they drive. ...actually, pretty much anyone in a car ever can eat a fucking dick. - people that listen to "folk" metal or whatever that shit is. fuck that. - people that listen to indie music. - people that complain about shit. i don't give a shit about you, your life, and ESPECIALLY not your problems. shut the fuck up and deal with it like everyone else. - cocky people. fuck off, you suck, no one cares how great you think you are and acting like you're the coolest shit on the planet isn't going to make your tiny dick any bigger so stop. - bands that take forever to set up/break down. get your shit on the stage, play, and get the fuck out of the way. don't walk off to do whatever, just move your shit. - bands that aren't headlining playing 45 minutes or longer. these bands often take forever to set up/break down too only making my hatred more intense. looking at you, "epic crust punk" band. so many more...
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Post by olegrinder on Mar 9, 2011 12:20:57 GMT -5
Also, if you like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you are an inferior form of life who should be stabbed in the face with a can opener. Same for Family Guy, especially if you talk about it to people like they care. Tho I would never talk about Family Guy like anyone should care, FG makes me LOL sometimes, and the antics of the Griffin family lull me to sleep many nights. Well, that and a handful of medication. Cuz I damn sure want to be sleeping before Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I usually set the timer on my TV so I don't even have to hear the intro. I would feel bad for someone who has such severe anxiety that they can't go into a store alone, why the hate? I hate bad drivers too, tho I often laugh at the ppl in trucks and SUV's that drive up my ass when I'm driving a safe speed for my vehicle in shitty snowy weather. Then I slow down more knowing they can't pass me. Fuck them. They can my ass. People who rip others off for a crapload of cash. Don't care if it's punk rock scene, me, someone else, or hearing about con men or corporations stealing from ppl I'll never know. Ripoffs really suck.
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Post by BigSeth on Mar 9, 2011 13:52:47 GMT -5
- people that complain about shit. i don't give a shit about you, your life, and ESPECIALLY not your problems. shut the fuck up and deal with it like everyone else. But your complaining? haha -I hate people who go to shows to socialize. -People who change them selfs to fit in. - Know it alls.
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Post by bobbybonghits on Mar 9, 2011 13:54:25 GMT -5
that came off as pretty fucking homophobic dude.
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Post by yeastydeath on Mar 9, 2011 13:59:39 GMT -5
I'm going to start posting pictures of my cat thanks to this thread.
I hate people that think it's ok to come into a restaurant with a table of 8 at quarter to midnight and order food, one ticket at a time.
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Post by olegrinder on Mar 9, 2011 14:06:44 GMT -5
-I hate people who go to shows to socialize. I only make a couple show trips a year. I have to combine. I totally love that bullshitting + beer drinking between band sets time. If you mean ppl who are just there to socialize and get drunk + not to see the bands, I could go either way on them. If they pay their way in, bonus for the bands = all good. If they get drunk and fuck shit up, fuck them.
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Post by monollectif on Mar 9, 2011 14:07:55 GMT -5
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Post by ryan on Mar 9, 2011 14:10:48 GMT -5
- people that complain about shit. i don't give a shit about you, your life, and ESPECIALLY not your problems. shut the fuck up and deal with it like everyone else. But your complaining? haha haha yeah the irony of complaining about people complaining was not lost on me. i meant more like the people i share a cubicle wall with narrating every issue they have all day and just running their mouths constantly about every little insignificant thing that comes through and making it seem like some big god damn deal. serial complainers would have been a better term.
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Post by swilliam on Mar 9, 2011 15:08:30 GMT -5
95% of the time I go to shows just to socialize, because the bands playing are usually bad.
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Post by flesheater on Mar 9, 2011 16:34:31 GMT -5
- People who are so fucking huge they have health issues directly related to their weight, but they still make sure to waddle their fatass into mcdonalds once a day. Revolting.
- Sports fanatics. I barely understand the draw of sports to begin with; how well one uniformed group of muscular men is performing at a specified task when compared to another group really doesn't do much for me. The "we" and "us" shit drives me nuts, too. "We won the game last night!" No, no you didn't. You sat on your fat ass and drank cheap american light beers and yelled at a TV. That's rad if you like sports, but if you have a flag with a team emblem on your car - fuck you.
- People who bitch about their life sucking and always being broke but aren't actively trying to improve it in anyway. If you sit on your ass 24/7, don't complain about your life sucking because it is your own fault.
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Post by ToLiveALie on Mar 9, 2011 16:41:18 GMT -5
- People who bitch about their life sucking and always being broke but aren't actively trying to improve it in anyway. If you sit on your ass 24/7, don't complain about your life sucking because it is your own fault. I hate people who complain about where they live. In some ways, everywhere sucks, but you can make it awesome or make an effort to move away.
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 9, 2011 17:01:43 GMT -5
I would feel bad for someone who has such severe anxiety that they can't go into a store alone, why the hate? Because most people who "have" this condition are faking it. I was thinking specifically of my dumb ex, I keep having this memory of her wanting to go to the grocery store (after I busted my ass all day at work and she sat around doing nothing, no less) and telling her "I'm tired, why don't you go", to which I got a reply of something like "I can't go by myself I'll get way too nervous, blah blah..." I have no sympathy for that kind of shit. I really do believe in some cases that anxiety is real and chemical (much less often than not however) but considering I had some issues with panic attacks myself some years ago and was seeing a psychologist, he basically said flat out that there wasn't anything physical with these types of problems, all you have to do is not panic, and then I noticed my problem with this vanished, I've been extremely skeptical of anxiety ever since.
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Post by BigSeth on Mar 9, 2011 17:14:09 GMT -5
-I hate people who go to shows to socialize. I only make a couple show trips a year. I have to combine. I totally love that bullshitting + beer drinking between band sets time. If you mean ppl who are just there to socialize and get drunk + not to see the bands, I could go either way on them. If they pay their way in, bonus for the bands = all good. If they get drunk and fuck shit up, fuck them. I mean people who just go to socialize and get drunk. They treat shows like partys and dont watch the bands. Im not a fan of it. At least watch the bands. Yea some bands suck but at least give them a chance.
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Post by BigSeth on Mar 9, 2011 20:06:54 GMT -5
that came off as pretty fucking homophobic dude. I thought the sarcasm was quite visible. Sorry to offend you.
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Post by grinchx on Mar 9, 2011 20:16:29 GMT -5
when i tried to itemize things that piss me off about people, i realized it is usually very petty stuff and im just really bitter.
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