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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Jul 12, 2011 15:47:18 GMT -5
I love shallots. What a great genus all these plants populate!
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Post by flesheater on Jul 12, 2011 15:50:13 GMT -5
Onions and garlic rule but some other spice in Italian food gives me severe, painful diarrhea. I can't eat italian without spending an hour the following day sweating away on the toilet while lava alfredo pours out of my ass.
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Post by thelampincident on Jul 12, 2011 15:52:51 GMT -5
I know I angrily masturbate every time I eat a plate of onion rings. lava alfredo pours out of my ass. I believe our planned orgy on the roof of the Sears Tower on New Year's Eve now has a theme. Bravo gentlemen, bravo.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jul 12, 2011 16:02:17 GMT -5
Onions and garlic rule. There's a lot of quasi-Buddhists where I come from and many don't eat either because they're believed to increase anger and sexual desire. I know I angrily masturbate every time I eat a plate of onion rings. holy crap, i eat garlic and onions with just about every meal (more garlic, but whatever) and i'm retarded horny and mean as fuck. it's really good to have something to blame it on now...
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Post by britleryouth on Jul 12, 2011 20:08:39 GMT -5
Onions and garlic rule. There's a lot of quasi-Buddhists where I come from and many don't eat either because they're believed to increase anger and sexual desire. I know I angrily masturbate every time I eat a plate of onion rings. Or garlic fries!!! Yummmmmm. Also, I love the smell of onions and garlic! When I cook, they are almost always being used, and I love smelling my fingers afterward.
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novelty
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Post by novelty on Jul 13, 2011 0:36:38 GMT -5
Heheee. I just ate some going green pasta earlier. Doubt it will save MY humanity. My family gave them money for the cause, what a beautiful thing like the "peculiar" baseball player told me on television tonight.
Maybe one day I will be on this level of intelligent pro-existence under the correct circumstances... I can only hope and pray.
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novelty
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Post by novelty on Jul 13, 2011 0:40:14 GMT -5
This being said look at this rather silly flier which ended up on my doorstep yesterday. Attachments:
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Post by hipsterchainsaw on Jul 14, 2011 4:30:50 GMT -5
I angrily masturbate every time I eat a plate of onion rings. male, 19, white, looking for j/o buddies who enjoy onion rings.
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Post by yeastydeath on Jul 14, 2011 15:11:11 GMT -5
Onions and garlic rule. There's a lot of quasi-Buddhists where I come from and many don't eat either because they're believed to increase anger and sexual desire. I know I angrily masturbate every time I eat a plate of onion rings. Yea, I remember reading about it, among buddhists there's basically three classes of food, and onions are in the bottom along with meat and a few other things.
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Post by joethestache on Jul 14, 2011 23:12:04 GMT -5
i fucking love onions. Garlic is pretty great, though not as versatile as onions.
aside from that, i hate fuckheads that drive 5+ mph under the limit and then brake check you when you end up riding their ass due to how fucking slow they are going.
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Post by yeastydeath on Jul 14, 2011 23:37:35 GMT -5
Garlic confit is 10x more versatile than onions, try it sometime. I use it to make damn near everything taste better.
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Post by swilliam on Jul 15, 2011 7:56:56 GMT -5
i fucking love onions. Garlic is pretty great, though not as versatile as onions. aside from that, i hate fuckheads that drive 5+ mph under the limit and then brake check you when you end up riding their ass due to how fucking slow they are going. I drive that slow but noone ever stays behind me long enough to even get close.
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Post by thelampincident on Jul 24, 2011 15:37:33 GMT -5
Fucking cowards everywhere.
Pieces of shit that won't respond to your texts or whatever else because they don't want to pay you back money or are too scared to tell you what they're really thinking despite the fact that you're always an honest person who explains himself logically in any situation.
Douchebag cowards need to fall face first into a blender.
hate hate hate
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Jul 28, 2011 19:28:35 GMT -5
Fuck trying to help people. Their kindness is conditional and they will not hesitate to ruin you if you are no longer valuable to their situation.
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Post by thelampincident on Jul 28, 2011 20:18:50 GMT -5
I've learned that the hard way with two people in the last year. Two people I'd known for years that I thought were my friends as a matter of fact. Guess not.
I hope both of them die the slowest, most painful deaths imaginable.
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Post by ryan on Jul 29, 2011 18:54:22 GMT -5
fuckers who build a toilet paper castle to protect their butts when they poop at my work and then LEAVE IT THERE AFTER THEY'RE DONE.
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Post by Torch the Mall on Jul 29, 2011 21:44:20 GMT -5
I made some guy hate people today. I was going to ring him up as the second person in a line of two, but as soon as I looked over, he was already throwing his hands in the air in impatience, so I laughed at him and made him wait. Fuck him and his Doritos. I'm hopefully not going to be in retail much longer anyway.
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Post by ryan on Aug 1, 2011 18:35:42 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by grinchx on Aug 1, 2011 18:50:01 GMT -5
had a guy tell me that he was "1/5 cherokee" today. there are two things wrong with that statement.
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Post by hipsterchainsaw on Aug 2, 2011 14:06:04 GMT -5
had a guy tell me that he was "1/5 cherokee" today. there are two things wrong with that statement. dude my cousin is asian! that means i'm asian right?
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Post by conceptviolator on Aug 7, 2011 5:26:16 GMT -5
people that have the same job title and responsibilities as be asking, "can you flip those burgers for be bro?" "can you get started on those dishes boss?" "can you sweep and mop the lobby for me bro?"
no, because im already washing dishes, taking out the trash, flipping burgers, mixing instant potatoes, and microwaving biscuts. you dont see the sweat pouring down my face from doing everyone elses job plus yours and trying not to slip and fall on these chicken grease covered floors?
rant aside, not everyone at my work sucks. but theres only one person thats actually lookin out for me, and hes the one who hired me.
back to rant mode:
STOP CALLING ME BRO! boss is one thing, bro is taking this way too far. you live, work, and BREED WITH MINORS in FOWLERVILLE MICHIGAN.
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Post by WillFatcore on Aug 22, 2011 12:48:49 GMT -5
I hate most people, a lot more than I want to. Anyone else have to and want to try to not hate people?
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 22, 2011 13:04:06 GMT -5
You're seriously asking that question in a seven page thread about that very thing?
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Post by WillFatcore on Aug 24, 2011 14:02:57 GMT -5
I didn't see much of anything about trying to not hate people?
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Post by thelampincident on Oct 5, 2011 11:32:44 GMT -5
"you know what this is some fucking bullshit people say they are going to show up for a night for juggalos and juggalettes in RI and only what the staff and maybe 7 of you that said you was coming showed up plus a few from the maybe attending list showed so you know what if you see me on the street dont even think about saying whoop whoop to me ever again I am sick of fake ass wannabe juggalos and juggalettes so thank you to those of you that did show up i hope you had fun but this is the last time i am doing something like this ever take care MMFWCL4L"
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