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Post by blackbanana on Jul 20, 2012 12:59:21 GMT -5
I'd love to piss all over that idiot's face ...Save him some money.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 17, 2012 22:47:42 GMT -5
Me and a friend of mine played two girls in pool at the bar tonight. Afterwards:
Me: "So, can I learn the names of the people we played tonight in pool?" Girl: "No" Me: "Oh, well then fuck you" Girl: "Okay" *walks out*
TELLIN' DEM BITCHES TO FUCK OFF LIKE A BOSS
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 17, 2012 23:08:42 GMT -5
drinking beer is a sophisticated means of doing cool shit and shit
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Post by Torch the Mall on Aug 18, 2012 1:19:42 GMT -5
Nice reverse mental torture tactics.
I know I have edge and don't belong in here, but the closest I can relate is some drunk guy who was kind of fucking with my friend (probably because it wasn't a girl talking to him) and just letting out a, "Maaann, you suck," after whatever he said.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 18, 2012 8:54:05 GMT -5
I didn't even say it in a rude way or anything, though I guess it was kind of rude by design. I thought it was a formality to at least introduce yourself after sharing a pool table, especially since it was their idea in the first place. My friend and I had played a game, then they put down a quarter. When we were done, I asked them if they put the quarter down because they were saving the table and they said yes and I was basically ready to just go back to a table or something (there were three of them and they were deciding who was going to play) and they asked us about a two on two game. We didn't even talk all that much while the game was going on either, nothing even close to being creepy. I just don't get it, but at least I got in a lulzy comment on pure reflex anyway.
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Post by flesheater on Aug 18, 2012 14:55:43 GMT -5
I slept in my closet last night.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 24, 2012 0:28:25 GMT -5
I hate sobriety if it involves being around lots of people. I'm only kicking a minor buzz right now, just saying.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 24, 2012 0:35:54 GMT -5
Oh and I have some words of wisdom to share with you all. Actually it's only two words... exactly two words... "spunk towel"
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Post by grinchx on Aug 24, 2012 8:38:42 GMT -5
Oh and I have some words of wisdom to share with you all. Actually it's only two words... exactly two words... "spunk towel" i thought this thread was reserved for "big, bad" drunken blather. im going to kill some rum i have had forever tonight, so i will stop in if i have any tuff things to say while my brain is pickled.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 24, 2012 11:14:05 GMT -5
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 31, 2012 2:39:38 GMT -5
Kill.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 31, 2012 2:51:57 GMT -5
Convert alcohol to urine. Feed starving countries. Power for a new generation. Fuck Pepsi, I am Generation Fuck.
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Post by blastmonkey on Sept 5, 2012 1:54:15 GMT -5
Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey. Fuck yeah. Also, there's way too many double letters in Tennessee. Get it together guys.
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Post by yeastydeath on Sept 5, 2012 8:05:43 GMT -5
Gross, I like my whiskey straight, no added honey.
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Post by grinchx on Sept 5, 2012 9:46:54 GMT -5
Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey. Fuck yeah. you are a mad man. this stuff tastes like complete shit.
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Post by thelampincident on Sept 5, 2012 11:52:48 GMT -5
You guys can actually differentiate tastes in different brands/varieties of the same kind of hard alcohol?
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Post by flesheater on Sept 5, 2012 11:59:53 GMT -5
If you've drank hard liquors enough that the taste of the ethanol is subdued they have very distinct flavors. I couldn't really tell the difference when I first started drinking.
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Post by thelampincident on Sept 5, 2012 12:06:37 GMT -5
Alcoholic beverages pretty much taste like shit to me regardless of what it is, especially if you're having it with food. Hard stuff, beer... I can tell the differences of flavor in beer obviously, but it's really not very good. I drink for the effect.
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Sept 5, 2012 12:14:39 GMT -5
You guys can actually differentiate tastes in different brands/varieties of the same kind of hard alcohol? I can pin down the age of a few brands of scotch if I've had them recently enough (the blends change periodically). Some are dramatically different, especially those coming from different distilling regions, but I've noticed that the differences really stand out with a splash of soda water added.
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Post by grinchx on Sept 5, 2012 12:47:15 GMT -5
tennessee honey is basically honey liqueur. if you cant taste the difference immediately you are a Mormon or something.
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Post by flesheater on Sept 5, 2012 13:20:43 GMT -5
tennessee honey is basically honey liqueur. if you cant taste the difference immediately you are a Mormon or something. hahahahaha
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Post by deadallman on Sept 5, 2012 13:43:32 GMT -5
Alcoholic beverages pretty much taste like shit to me regardless of what it is, especially if you're having it with food. Hard stuff, beer... I can tell the differences of flavor in beer obviously, but it's really not very good. I drink for the effect. I like this guy!
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Post by yeastydeath on Sept 5, 2012 22:39:20 GMT -5
You guys can actually differentiate tastes in different brands/varieties of the same kind of hard alcohol? Yeah man, ever since I started working at my most recent job, and have all kinds of single barrel and small batch scotch, whiskey and bourbon, I've become kind of a snob and can tell the difference. Though I still buy Evan Williams at home because I'm poor and it's $12.
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Post by yeastydeath on Sept 5, 2012 22:51:00 GMT -5
And this isn't really blather, but I'm about two sheets to the wind and one bowl in and I just want to say that all the animals in my life rule today. Super affectionate, which is awesome.
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Post by joethestache on Sept 5, 2012 23:16:14 GMT -5
i buy from the bottom shelf.
got a half gal of Prestige spiced rum for $10 on sale yesterday!
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