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Post by xsaladcrusherx on Jun 11, 2014 23:58:42 GMT -5
I won $50 in bar money tonight during 90's trivia. I think it's pretty obvious I'll be too drunk to answer any questions for next week's trivia challenge.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 8, 2014 23:40:57 GMT -5
My dream in life is to meet a woman who doesn't get horrified when I tell her all about my sexual experiences with Al Sharpton.
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Post by flesheater on Aug 9, 2014 2:41:04 GMT -5
I'm going to die alone and I've accepted it and I'm generally pretty content about the situation.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 22, 2014 19:47:22 GMT -5
Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man. You know, that guy who is a muffin and a man. Fuck that guy. He's made of muffins. That fucker. He is a muffin. Made of them. You fucking fuck. Eat a muffin's fuck. Go fuck a muffin in the balls. Eat shit. Fuck anus. Do a horse dance. Clap clap clap. Three dicks with toothpicks in the holes. Fuck off. Eat a douche and explode.
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Post by deadallman on Aug 22, 2014 20:35:37 GMT -5
Feed me pizzas, beers, and liquors and watch me go!
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 13, 2015 21:31:41 GMT -5
Lemme tell all y'all a lil' sumpin' sumpin' bout pornography
it's boring
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 13, 2015 21:57:54 GMT -5
An entire week spent being on edge. I'm not even sure it's possible to "take the edge off" anymore.
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 13, 2015 21:58:58 GMT -5
I haven't puked from drinking in like, three months. Nor do I get the really awful shits the next day anymore like I used to. Perhaps with real stress comes real alcohol tolerance.
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 13, 2015 22:03:44 GMT -5
My dream in life is to meet a woman who doesn't get horrified when I tell her all about my sexual experiences with Al Sharpton. Did I really tell a lady I had sex with Al Sharpton? Man, I rule so hard.
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 13, 2015 22:10:15 GMT -5
I need to be shot in the face as soon as humanly possible because my existence on this planet is coming more and more meaningless with each passing day Huh. I said this almost two years ago. I guess my life has always sucked. Perspective is everything.
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