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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 0:58:09 GMT -5
only once? maybe im just a shameless slut, but ive always figured everyone's got to hear that at least a few dozen times. hell, i don't even like or own a the jizz, but i can be eating dinner with the dude's fam and his mom will be all, "Hey honey, can you pass the potat --" and i';ll interject a hearty "JIZZ ON MY FACE" before passing those fucking potatoes
just sayin
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 5, 2011 1:02:31 GMT -5
I'll have to hand in my bro card, I suck at being a guy sometimes. Not aggressive enough.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 1:04:56 GMT -5
I would like to go back to Daytona Beach again just so I can have my picture taken with Crotchduster in front of the Down With The Clown head shop. Yes, that REALLY exists. ewww
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 1:06:43 GMT -5
I'll have to hand in my bro card, I suck at being a guy sometimes. Not aggressive enough. i'm aggressive enough for like 5 guys, you can have some. being oversexed is stupid, fucking for sport may be great exercise but all of that extra std testing really adds up to a lot of lost time
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 5, 2011 1:11:24 GMT -5
I think I'll just have more beer instead, thanks.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 1:20:04 GMT -5
hahahah, good call man. i'm going to drink some more cheap red wine, listen to Fight Amp, and take a fucking nap.
i don't even know what day it is
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 5, 2011 1:22:07 GMT -5
Since I'm on the east coast, it's now officially Sunday. You'll be there soon enough.
PBR and pretzels, okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
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Post by britleryouth on Jun 5, 2011 17:30:45 GMT -5
Day drinkin. Life feels awesome at the moment. Also, Mike you need to stop posting. The last 3 numbers of your post count are 666.
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Post by grinchx on Jun 5, 2011 18:23:00 GMT -5
rulz. wild irish rose before dark will put hair on your chest.
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Post by britleryouth on Jun 5, 2011 18:25:37 GMT -5
Kept it fruity as hell today. Now, onto Oberon.
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Post by monollectif on Jun 5, 2011 18:34:37 GMT -5
who the hell gets out of bed with a raging boner and just puts on their pants wow, whats wrong with that guy?
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Post by flesheater on Jun 5, 2011 18:38:45 GMT -5
Morning wood, maybe he had to piss first?
Also, I'm presently working my way through a Left Hand brewing company variety pack and watching MST3K on netflix. Good day, indeed.
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 5, 2011 18:42:35 GMT -5
who the hell gets out of bed with a raging boner and just puts on their pants wow, whats wrong with that guy? In all honesty, probably a lot less than you would think. People who think getting laid is the pinnacle of fun activities are dumb.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 21:10:48 GMT -5
definitely not the pinnacle -- i legit, er, love? this person.
welp, to get all NASTAY again, not only did i SEE balls, but we literally JUST had a dude-me-dude threesome with my gay roommate's boyfriend. that's right, a gay man penetrated me with a vanilla flavored condom.
welp.
they both called in "sick" to work tonight. i anticipate some gay man drama since the gay dude is dating my roommate and won't lie to him, whereas now i just feel like "this dude (sort of straight guy i'm "dating") complained about my poor fashion sense because he likes stuff in his butt and manmouth on his shlangadang, made out with a dude, jizzed on me, whatever"
i'm pretty ok with that.
whoa.
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 5, 2011 21:14:03 GMT -5
You should sit down and write a real professional editorial to send to Penthouse Forum. I bet they'd give you a decent chunk of cash for it.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 21:20:14 GMT -5
i used the word "welp" twice there. i need an editor.
highlight -- gay guy being like, "what do i need to do so you have an orgasm?"
we started getting day drunk at 7am since they both work graveyard. told him, "i'm not getting off, this is just fun." they are both very pretty, i like them pretty. i'm chubby and fairly masculine.
i meant it. it's just a story now. i just hope not to get punched in the face by an angry gay boy, i can't afford new glasses.
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Jun 5, 2011 21:22:53 GMT -5
Kept it fruity as hell today. Now, onto Oberon. I drank a six pack of Oberon this weekend. Camped out in Ann Arbor, it felt good to get outside and the beer complemented the weather.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 21:27:11 GMT -5
I would like to go back to Daytona Beach again just so I can have my picture taken with Crotchduster in front of the Down With The Clown head shop. Yes, that REALLY exists. ummm, i read this word for word elsewhere. who the why the i think we have common facebook friends, or i'm insane/naive.
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 5, 2011 21:28:15 GMT -5
I didn't post that on Facebook
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 21:31:05 GMT -5
i know, someone else said that word for fucking word. i just can't remember where, i've been awake for 15 hours and am the only person left from the threesome still awake...i.e. i has no energies.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 22:33:24 GMT -5
you sly bastard
also what's "wrong" with the guy is maybe he is gay
im ok with that
i think he's too old to not know
but if im the girl that makes him comfortable figuring that out
i guess that's ok
i mean
i still got laid
....
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Post by monollectif on Jun 5, 2011 23:26:27 GMT -5
you sly bastard also what's "wrong" with the guy is maybe he is gay im ok with that i think he's too old to not know but if im the girl that makes him comfortable figuring that out i guess that's ok i mean i still got laid .... whats cool is that you look at the POSI side of the thing... +1 for ya
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 5, 2011 23:32:29 GMT -5
i always do, i'm a fairly nice person...except when i say terrible things to people i love. but, you know, i figure they should know i'm an asshole if they ever get that close to begin with...
on the weird side, i mentioned once how i thought it would be "cute" to see him with another guy, just jokingly...if he did this because he has such low self-esteem that he just wanted to please me, i'm going to be bummed.
please, please, let him be gay/bi and just figuring it out...
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 6, 2011 3:42:18 GMT -5
oh gross, so we had solo sex
too, after he woke up
i never slept
it was good
we didn't mention the other guy
i still have manties, size small in my room
weeeeird
well, i'm listening to the same FIGHT AMP recod over and over
it's fairly loud
well what do i do now
balls
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Post by hipsterchainsaw on Jun 6, 2011 7:16:03 GMT -5
silly people and your crazy sex! i'm probably saying this because sexless // no sex.
thiswineisold: i'm glad i found out your gender prior to making a post commenting on such posts, i didn't know whether to ask if you got cum in your beard / mustache or not. lulz...
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