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Post by ryan on Jun 13, 2011 12:01:46 GMT -5
I guess I was wrong about Spazz not doing anything for me anymore, La Revancha still rules so hard. La Revancha is a winner. Crush Kill Destroy gets boring to me over time, but LR is demented. I've always been more of a CKD guy myself but LR's awesomeness can not be denied.
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Post by britleryouth on Jun 13, 2011 14:50:47 GMT -5
I was in fine form last night. After I came home and passed out, I woke up around like 4am and had to pee suuuper bad. However, my roommate was taking this super long drunken shower, and I was too lazy to go downstairs to go outside. I ended up taking a cereal bowl in my room and peeing in that and dumping it in the sink. I put dish soap and water in it before I went back to bed though, so at least I was courteous.
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 13, 2011 15:22:01 GMT -5
Hahahaha that's great. With the last girl that I briefly dated, I used to drink all the time before hanging out with her and I once just opened her second floor bedroom window and pissed out that.
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Post by ryan on Jun 13, 2011 15:35:49 GMT -5
Hahaha i was in a similar situation one night after a show. I crashed on my guitar player's couch and at like 4am I woke up on the verge of pissing my pants... the problem was, there are only 2 bathrooms in his house... and you have to go through either his room or his roommate and roommate's girlfriends room to get to them... and both doors were locked and i wasn't about to wake everyone up at 4am beating on the door. This problem was further complicated by the fact that they have an alarm system and they keep it set at night so i couldn't go outside without setting off the alarm.
The solution: They had a glass beer boot. So as small amounts of piss are escaping the end of my peen i grab the boot and piss in it in the middle of the kitchen. I came damn close to filling the thing up (it's a half boot) but stopped just short of overflowing. Now i was in a different conundrum... both sides of their sink were heaping full of dishes and i couldn't go outside to dump the piss... so what do I do? Do all their fucking dishes and then poor the piss down the drain and wash the boot 3 times over. They think I was just being nice since they let me crash on the couch... little do they know!
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Post by grinchx on Jun 13, 2011 16:43:44 GMT -5
one time i was hanging out with my buddy and he pissed in a fruit punch jug that just had a little bit left in it, so to the untrained eye it just looked like a half full jug. his room mates girlfriend came in all sweaty from having eaten some x pills and immediately grabbed the jug and took a gargantuan swig. she didnt notice and we didnt tell her.
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Post by ryan on Jun 13, 2011 16:47:50 GMT -5
hahahahahaha HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by blackbanana on Jun 13, 2011 18:21:34 GMT -5
Due to a brain fart on my part I once took a big swig of my girlfriend's piss.
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 13, 2011 18:38:31 GMT -5
sigged
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Post by britleryouth on Jun 13, 2011 20:12:39 GMT -5
Man... so many good drunk pee stories, so little time.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 13, 2011 20:37:23 GMT -5
I'm fairly certain I peed in my cat's litter box during a blackout a couple years ago. I still have no idea why I would even momentarily consider that.
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Jun 13, 2011 21:52:16 GMT -5
This dude from Lima used to do nearly anything for a dollar. Including drinking a whole Lipton tea bottle full of piss. That was memorable.
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Post by hipsterchainsaw on Jun 14, 2011 5:28:21 GMT -5
This dude from Lima used to do nearly anything for a dollar. Including drinking a whole Lipton tea bottle full of piss. That was memorable. you better call shannon? ...right? i watched him try and fuck zak, like, real real hard.
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Post by blackbanana on Jun 15, 2011 2:14:19 GMT -5
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 15, 2011 8:28:15 GMT -5
why do really, really, super legit gay men like me? im not a faghag, i'm not into lady gaga, i would never dream of straightening my hesher weave, i dont want to be looked at, but super gay dudes are all about me lately. i guess i really AM a 13 year old girl/30 year old gay man mashup.
straight women, too. fuck it. i can never get what i want...just sweet, talented, pretty, strong, ostensibly male...i dont know.
this is dumb, i'm almost 27, why isn't my cat in my room right now/
burp
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 15, 2011 8:30:12 GMT -5
and THEN my goofy platonic life partner is going to be here in 2 hours to take up half my bed and snore me to death. fucking, ill get no sleep. my old skool ladyfriend bought me a 12 pack of hefeweizen after i got off work/wee left the creepy bar nearby, she just had to leave for work...im drunk, i hate everything, let's blow the whole thing up, etc.
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 15, 2011 10:36:01 GMT -5
i can never get what i want...just sweet, talented, pretty, strong, ostensibly male...i dont know. Because strong, talented, manly men aren't attracted to super emotionally needy women who lack the fortitude to carve out their own paths in life. It's like having an anchor bolted around your leg.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 15, 2011 11:36:40 GMT -5
do you know the fucking definition of "ostensibly"?
fuck, i dont want a manly man
i want a fucking friendly person
retard
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 15, 2011 11:38:16 GMT -5
also, only have one path and guess who fucking carved it?
i had to do everything on my own. none of my family are within 2200 miles of me. arent you in your parent's house still? fuck
hahhahahahah
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Post by BigSeth on Jun 15, 2011 11:53:30 GMT -5
Hey now, take it outside.
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Post by thiswineisold on Jun 15, 2011 12:09:18 GMT -5
sorry, i just got some gnar news regarding a wound i'd already let heal, for the most part.
basically, platonic friend RIPPED IT OPEN, jammed a bunch of old scrap metal in there, stirred it around with a plutonium rod, giggled, said sowwy, i screamed, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
at least im not pregnant
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 15, 2011 14:21:36 GMT -5
i had to do everything on my own. none of my family are within 2200 miles of me. arent you in your parent's house still? fuck For now, yes. I have lived a great distance from my family before and been on my own too. Right now I'm taking a small detour to change my career path. From what I understand, you get government checks and that's your income. I've never even been on unemployment. I've been basically sustaining myself by eating through my savings and just being careful in general. Your own path indeed.
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Post by britleryouth on Jun 15, 2011 14:44:32 GMT -5
Hey now, take it outside.
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 15, 2011 15:14:10 GMT -5
If you two don't find this exchange of dissenting opinions interesting, then perhaps you'd like to fuck off to another thread where everyone's playing grabass and being "posi".
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Post by grinchx on Jun 15, 2011 15:22:40 GMT -5
(. Y .)
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 15, 2011 15:23:13 GMT -5
Precisely!
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