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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Nov 25, 2012 15:45:51 GMT -5
I had one too many oatmeal stouts; at least enough of them that I thought driving was a good idea for the first time in a long time.
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Post by deadallman on Dec 16, 2012 1:03:22 GMT -5
Spent ten minutes searching for this thread in the Music Talk sub-forum.....
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Post by thelampincident on Dec 16, 2012 1:16:40 GMT -5
That's because your eyeballs are full of semen
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 23, 2013 4:59:43 GMT -5
JACK OFF WITH COARSE SANDPAPER
FEELS GOOD MAN
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 23, 2013 5:00:34 GMT -5
I WANT TO FUCK A BLENDER
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 23, 2013 5:11:11 GMT -5
It would be just swell if Amelia would start posting here again for the lulz. One of her cats just dropped dead in the last few days and hearing about it made me sad
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 9, 2013 6:10:54 GMT -5
TODAY IS SATURDAY. SCHOOL IS FOR FOOLS. FUCK YOU AMERICA
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Post by dragunov on Mar 9, 2013 17:10:11 GMT -5
WHO ELSE IS DRUNK AT AN AIRPORT
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 11, 2013 12:12:25 GMT -5
I'm resetting my sleep schedule and having a few brews, going into work at 10:15 tonight, about to go to sleep real soon only to interrupt it in a few hours to turn my crock pot off. Fuck the police
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Post by deadallman on Mar 14, 2013 18:17:00 GMT -5
slept for 3 hours last night because I had to get up and cut off my crock pot this morning..... the ribs are worth it, though.
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Post by geeheeb on Mar 15, 2013 10:41:21 GMT -5
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Post by grinchx on Mar 15, 2013 11:37:40 GMT -5
thats actually pretty nifty.
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Post by geeheeb on Mar 15, 2013 13:26:01 GMT -5
i am always stressing about brewing beer until I got a temp alarm so i can relax and it will beep really loud when i get near my target temps. don't have to sit and watch it all the time.
very similar.
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Post by geeheeb on Mar 19, 2013 9:43:18 GMT -5
hungover
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 29, 2013 1:15:04 GMT -5
I had a few tonight and by a few I mean more like 8 beers
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 29, 2013 3:08:21 GMT -5
beh
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 30, 2013 3:59:01 GMT -5
How drunk am I? How drunk are you? How drunk is real life? How drunk is America? These are the kinds of questions you need to ask yourself after coming home from a night of work observing the drunkest idiots society has to offer only to get drunk yourself to forget about them.
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 30, 2013 4:06:49 GMT -5
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Post by geeheeb on Apr 3, 2013 13:04:45 GMT -5
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Post by thelampincident on Apr 25, 2013 4:02:12 GMT -5
A part of me right now is considering drinking some more beers, going to my company's office, turning in my uniform, telling them to fuck off, and taking a huge shit right on the owner's desk.
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Post by thelampincident on Apr 25, 2013 4:37:21 GMT -5
Or perhaps sober up so I can call a job on Craigslist... as long as it doesn't drug test. FUCK drug testing, get baked.
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Apr 25, 2013 17:32:36 GMT -5
Or perhaps sober up so I can call a job on Craigslist... as long as it doesn't drug test. FUCK drug testing, get baked. That's what synthetic urine is for.
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Post by grinchx on Apr 25, 2013 18:32:26 GMT -5
does that shit actually work? i heard itll pass a strip test but i doubt a lab would fall for it.
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Post by thelampincident on Apr 26, 2013 0:36:39 GMT -5
Clinics that do drug testing also test for masking agents, I don't think that shit would fly.
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Apr 26, 2013 7:57:18 GMT -5
It's not a masking agent. All a lab will test for regarding sample validity is creatine, gravity, pH and nitrites and synthetic will pass all of the above. It's actually the same stuff they use to calibrate the spectroscopy machines. Quick Fix 5.7 is your best bet; there is a Canadian formula too which has uric acid (most places don't test for this). This is my experience as of two weeks ago. Getting the temperature right is the hardest part.
There is also dehydrated real human urine you can get online from former Soviet bloc nations.
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