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Post by flesheater on Apr 26, 2013 9:17:25 GMT -5
Last time I was tested I used the method where you just down a gallon or more of water in the half hour proceeding the test. I'm not really positive on the science behind it; I think your body just doesn't have time to process it all through. I'm not sure? Either way, I'm gainfully employed.
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Post by grinchx on Apr 26, 2013 9:36:17 GMT -5
I've been considering stocking up on a few quickfix things to apply for jobs i would not apply for otherwise.
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Post by manticoreisthebastard on Apr 26, 2013 9:36:28 GMT -5
That just dilutes your urine lowering the concentration of metabolites. It'll work with a standard test but with a full lab test they will test creatine too to see if you did this and you'll end up having to take it again.
Quick Fix is good to have around. If you can find it for 25 bucks or less, snatch it up for safety; it's suitable for random tests too as you can reheat it as many times as you need and it lasts about two years if you keep it out of sunlight.
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Post by thelampincident on Apr 28, 2013 0:55:52 GMT -5
Allow me to proclamate unto you people folk... I am fuckin' drunk right now. Pretty righteously wasted. And I still have more alcohol to drink at home, as if it was some sort of science project. Party on.
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Post by thelampincident on Apr 28, 2013 7:48:57 GMT -5
Only preparing food in your toaster oven, completely forgetting about it, and passing out without having any memory of doing so is real.
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Post by thelampincident on May 20, 2013 4:25:26 GMT -5
I get home from work at 4am and live next door to a gas station that opens at 5am and it makes me lol so hard to drink some beers in the hour and buy food from there because I am a worthless waste of life who is about to go to bed while everyone is miserable from waking up
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Post by thelampincident on May 20, 2013 4:44:08 GMT -5
kill
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Post by thelampincident on May 20, 2013 4:52:37 GMT -5
I need to be shot in the face as soon as humanly possible because my existence on this planet is coming more and more meaningless with each passing day
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 1, 2013 10:05:14 GMT -5
To a person with a normal sleep schedule, what I'm doing now would be considered day drinking. But I woke up at 8:30pm yesterday. So what if I'm finishing my third beer at 11am, in less than an hour at that?
smoke crack
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Post by dragunov on Jun 1, 2013 11:23:13 GMT -5
Very slow, but effective tooth extraction method. Side effects include going fucking crazy and robbing people of their spare change, and sudden urges to listen to Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
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Post by deadallman on Jun 26, 2013 22:38:44 GMT -5
I set out to purchase some kind of spiced rum, but I ended up with Bacardi Gold.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 10, 2013 0:25:04 GMT -5
I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF ALCOHOL AND I DEMAND THAT YOU KILL YOURSELF PAINFULLY BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS AND MUST DESTROY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 10, 2013 3:29:56 GMT -5
I
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D E A D
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 10, 2013 3:55:59 GMT -5
I just read the pages of this thread from more than two years ago and am convinced that we are all less confrontational than we used to be.
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Post by dragunov on Aug 16, 2013 23:03:16 GMT -5
Roses are red Violets are red I'm red My house is on fire
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 24, 2013 3:56:12 GMT -5
I picked up my paycheck today an hour and a half after waking up. Had a good band practice. A friend came to hang out. Went to downtown PVD to see the movie Dagon in a theater setting. Had one beer in a bar before and like, four beers at the same bar afterwards. Went back to Pawtucket and had beer at another bar. Went back to our practice space close by. Had the drunkest, shittiest practice ever. Watched some DVDs. I just got home and there's a 12 pack of Blue Moon in cans that's barely been touched. What the fuuuuuuuck.
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 25, 2013 3:48:54 GMT -5
Urine is the snack that always gives back. Praise Allah and America
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Post by pza on Aug 25, 2013 3:51:37 GMT -5
This is a good thread
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 25, 2013 4:20:42 GMT -5
The blather flows through all of us like runny soup through a well oiled digestive tract.
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Post by dragunov on Aug 25, 2013 12:34:32 GMT -5
Drink a 12-pack of Modelo, eat four buffalo Chiks from Krystal, vomit blood.
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Post by deadallman on Sept 6, 2013 10:56:23 GMT -5
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Post by thelampincident on May 19, 2014 2:59:08 GMT -5
I'm completely sober right now, but I seriously can't believe it's been over 8 months since someone last posted in this thread.
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Post by deadallman on May 19, 2014 14:27:03 GMT -5
Hail Goudie!
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Post by flesheater on May 19, 2014 18:46:22 GMT -5
I will be capable of making an appropriate post in 2 or 3 hours.
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Post by thelampincident on May 27, 2014 21:53:51 GMT -5
I worked noon-8 today and am doing the same thing tomorrow, this concept of going to work shortly after I wake up and then having hours of spare time between getting home and falling asleep during non-daylight hours is screwing with my head. So I'm drinking beer...
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