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Post by thelampincident on Jan 24, 2010 15:56:52 GMT -5
They're everywhere. Post some shit. Don't just post the link, post the article since they do vanish over time. providence.craigslist.org/lab/1562731807.htmlWanted for low budget web videos
Be willing to travel; RI and Eastern Mass for possible location shoots
Need to be a good speaker, and have a command of the English language
Have you ever considered acting?
Do your friends say you’re a great actor?
No experience necessary; looking for a regular person, who might enjoy acting, and who looks good on camera, this is not looking for a “trained Actress.”
Can you go anywhere from; ultra casual, all the way to intense and turn it on?
Must be willing to wear the costume, if the role calls for one, you can’t be shy.
Must truly enjoy playing the part, whatever it is – you know it shows.
Can you connect with them on the “mini – screen?”
Young and learning ok, but don’t be camera shy, you’ve got to enjoy playing the role, and be willing to do what it takes
Enjoy playing the part
Clean look wanted – amateur look is ok
This is Low – budget web videos
This is small project work, and a great way to build video experience
Hey it could be a lot more fun than working in a store.
This is a new opportunity, and the right person could have the advantage for more work
At the beginning; this will be on a project work basis and it’s perfect for starting out
Flexible hours
Send; sample photos, videos, resume.
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Post by monollectif on Jan 24, 2010 16:33:51 GMT -5
porn
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Post by absurdexposition on Jan 24, 2010 17:18:09 GMT -5
read one today "drug free work free work place"
work free work place?
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 24, 2010 17:55:23 GMT -5
A work environment can be drug free or work free. Not both.
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 28, 2010 18:09:07 GMT -5
providence.craigslist.org/mnu/1572777425.htmlSenior Level Centerless Grinder
Our client is seeking a Machine Shop Senior Level Centerless Grinder Working on small Medical Parts.
Must have 5 plus years of Centerless Grinding experience. Must be able to Set up and operate a Centerless Grinder Experience on Medical components a plus
This is a Temp to Perm Position.
Please email resuem with Centerless in subject line to Roy.Young@mtsg.com or call Roy Young at Microtech Staffing at 508-244-4240 x102 I have a lot of grinding experience, I should apply. Though it may not be what these people mean...
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 29, 2010 16:27:49 GMT -5
These things are also kind of funny to me... like Craigslist is a message board. providence.craigslist.org/lab/1576548518.htmlRE: Industrial Electrician with Allen-Bradley PLC experience (CHEAPVILLE RI) Date: 2010-01-29, 1:44PM EST Reply to: see below
YOU CHEAP BASTARD Why don't you make your experience list a little longer and offer less, you low life. Help jump start a career my ass. I can imagine what your health care will cost. You should be ashamed of yourself wanting all these skills for $17/hr.
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Post by thelampincident on Jan 29, 2010 16:37:09 GMT -5
From rants and raves... this is some pure gold right here. providence.craigslist.org/rnr/1576410587.htmlI honestly can't get enough joy. (Providence.) Date: 2010-01-29, 12:34PM EST Reply To This Post
Out of watching the Repo company come and repo my neighbors new 80+k Mercedes Benz. I normally would feel bad for anybody, but when you have three children, you both work at Honey Dew, and you flaunt you're new car around like your Rockefeller himself, then you deserve it. You can't tell me two "kids" (mid twenties) can have three children and afford that car. Plus you rent, so at least 900 a month goes toward the house. We all own around here, and work hard. When you drive your car, keep the radio at a volume so high that even people in Newport can here it, then show off your $4,000 rims on an income where you probably make less then $10/hr, you make a lot of people here not feel bad for you. I feel bad for your children. At least I know that the cars my wife and I have are owned by us, and my house is almost paid for. You kids need a lot of growing up these days. I hope your image and your ego isn't hurt that badly.
Oh before I send this for posting, SHAME ON THE BANK WHO ACTUALLY APPROVED YOU TWO FOR THAT CAR!!
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Post by appache on Feb 1, 2010 7:42:45 GMT -5
haha - now that is tip top!
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Post by olegrinder on Feb 3, 2010 13:13:33 GMT -5
THAT guy needs a blog. I need to start reading more than the 'music inst' gear ads. The best one I have seen is this: madison.craigslist.org/msg/1568764386.htmlBC Rich Metal Master Black Warlock Guitar For SALE! - $300 (Sun Prairie/Madison)I'm selling my BC Rich Metal Master Black Warlock Electric Guitar, I have fallen on some hard times with College and Money aspects so I'm selling something that ISN'T needed. I'm willing to take offers but will not go under 265$. If you want to contact me just email the posted address. The guitars condition is very well for a 6 Year Old Guitar, Minor Head Scratches and its missing one string because I've yet to restring it. It has a sticker on the bottom left that says Protect The Hero. Other then that, this is a very good guitar. I've used it for a couple shows at my old High School. Very nice for that heavy sound.
In last resorts if you can't contact me, this is my Cell. (715) 897-XXXX. Call if need be but only use as a last resort, please.Guy wants new price+ ($265-300) for a 6 year old guitar with a lame sticker that probably messed up the easy-to-damage graphics on that model of Warlock. Bad pic. And I don't know WTF "very well" condition is. Kinda scary this dude is in college. You can get a new one off eBay for $249 ppd. Or one you can return to Musician's Friend if you don't like it for $299.99 ppd. Both come with a warranty. The gear section pisses me off sometimes, too many people with average crap they think is pure gold.
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Post by ryan on Feb 3, 2010 13:41:05 GMT -5
The gear section pisses me off sometimes, too many people with average crap they think is pure gold. i used to browse that shit at work but ive recently stopped because it just annoys the shit out of me
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Post by swilliam on Feb 3, 2010 14:52:41 GMT -5
THAT guy needs a blog. I need to start reading more than the 'music inst' gear ads. The best one I have seen is this: madison.craigslist.org/msg/1568764386.htmlBC Rich Metal Master Black Warlock Guitar For SALE! - $300 (Sun Prairie/Madison)I'm selling my BC Rich Metal Master Black Warlock Electric Guitar, I have fallen on some hard times with College and Money aspects so I'm selling something that ISN'T needed. I'm willing to take offers but will not go under 265$. If you want to contact me just email the posted address. The guitars condition is very well for a 6 Year Old Guitar, Minor Head Scratches and its missing one string because I've yet to restring it. It has a sticker on the bottom left that says Protect The Hero. Other then that, this is a very good guitar. I've used it for a couple shows at my old High School. Very nice for that heavy sound.
In last resorts if you can't contact me, this is my Cell. (715) 897-XXXX. Call if need be but only use as a last resort, please.Guy wants new price+ ($265-300) for a 6 year old guitar with a lame sticker that probably messed up the easy-to-damage graphics on that model of Warlock. Bad pic. And I don't know WTF "very well" condition is. Kinda scary this dude is in college. You can get a new one off eBay for $249 ppd. Or one you can return to Musician's Friend if you don't like it for $299.99 ppd. Both come with a warranty. The gear section pisses me off sometimes, too many people with average crap they think is pure gold. I finally realized that music gear doesn't retain value worth shit. Once you walk out the door with it the first time, then you're fucked. It's better to stockpile gear than to sell/trade it. On a related topic, I would like to buy a warlock, but it's hard to find a good one (an NJ series at least).
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Post by olegrinder on Feb 3, 2010 18:23:50 GMT -5
i used to browse that shit at work but ive recently stopped because it just annoys the shit out of me I put up with the annoyance. I just got a 2x12 Peavey XXX cabinet. Sucka is mint, exactly the impedance and type of speaker I needed, and cheap. Sounds awesome and it's light enough for me to move. That one piece of gear you get a nice deal on makes it worth the CRAP. Barely I finally realized that music gear doesn't retain value worth shit. Once you walk out the door with it the first time, then you're fucked. It's better to stockpile gear than to sell/trade it. On a related topic, I would like to buy a warlock, but it's hard to find a good one (an NJ series at least). Well, it might be time to go to a new thread on this one. I totally agree. I buy almost everything used, and trade around a lot of gear. Wish I had enough money to stockpile gear, there's three or four absolutely killer grind amps around right now - cheap. I'd settle for an Avenge SOB or a Metal Master Warlock. Or a V. Just want a cheap goofball shape guitar with a solid bridge and humbucker(s) to rewire for the insanegain. Tho I concur that a NJ or set neck Warlock would be sweet.
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Post by swilliam on Feb 3, 2010 21:27:41 GMT -5
I sold my only guitar with a trem, and now I need one! So I have to start looking again.
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Post by ryan on Feb 4, 2010 9:54:59 GMT -5
ive got a nj mockingbird that i love but the floyd rose is all rusted to fuck so ive gotta replace it. im thinking of putting in a single locking tremolo instead of the double it came with...anyone done this or know if its a pretty straight forward trade out?
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Post by olegrinder on Feb 4, 2010 11:00:44 GMT -5
^ answered in new topic!
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 6, 2010 9:47:01 GMT -5
You know, on the topic of Craigslist, do people that put up job postings and leave no contact other than the email for that particular posting (no phone number, address, outside email, etc.) actually want to hire people or do they just put up job listings for their own amusement? I've never gotten a reply from emailing one of those addresses.
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Post by joethestache on Feb 8, 2010 12:09:15 GMT -5
Exorcist? (Santa Fe) Date: 2010-02-07, 7:47PM MST Reply to: job-rv9xp-1590763166@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
We're all very worried about our friend Kyle. In the last three months he has stopped coming to church, has become distant and aggressive and we believe that Satan has a firm grip on his heart. He has had a rough life and overcame a lot of obstacles but we're not sure he can handle this without professional help. We are writing to seek guidance or references for a qualified Exorcist. If you know a priest/pastor (denomination isn't important, but belief in our Lord Jesus Christ IS) that has experience removing a demonic presence, please let us know. Thank you and God bless!
* Location: Santa Fe * Compensation: We all pitched together $750.00 for this cause. * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Please, no phone calls about this job! * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1590763166
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Post by ryan on Feb 8, 2010 12:31:52 GMT -5
haha Satan has a firm grip on my heart.
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Post by olegrinder on Feb 8, 2010 12:57:56 GMT -5
That would suck - some poor guy maybe going through an episode of clinical depression or economic hard times or something fairly normal, and then your crazy church friends show up with a freakin' exorcist cuz they interpret it as demonic possession. How much did you chip in Joe?
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Post by joethestache on Feb 8, 2010 19:26:13 GMT -5
there was a reply to the exorcist posting:
Exorcist? - you're the one that needs help (Comment on other posting.) Date: 2010-02-08, 10:17AM MST Reply to: see below
Just because someone realizes that scary fanatical bible bashers are maybe not the best people to be hanging out with, doesn't mean they have been 'possessed' by Satan or something 'demonic'. Give me a break. You people give 'God' a bad name with the regular people. Leave your poor friend alone.
hahah
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Post by thelampincident on Feb 8, 2010 20:34:32 GMT -5
The people who posted the Exorcist ad deserve some good solid crotch punches.
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Post by appache on Feb 9, 2010 11:21:53 GMT -5
okay , this wont beat the exorcist - but i still found it was great..
CALLING ALL LOCAL BANDS!!!!!!
Have you just wanted to get out there and have your name on the billboard? Do you want to have a show to put on you and your bands' resume?
THEN I AM LOOKING FOR YOU!!!! Looking to get any style band together and discuss concert opportunities! Perform at places such as Olympia, Metropolitaine, etc.
Email me if you and your band is interested! If you have it, please supply your website/myspace/facebook page,
Location: Montreal Compensation: tbd Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests
if you have no gigs on your "resume" (HAHA) why would you get booked at these big fancy venues in montreal...
what kind of promoter is this ...
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Post by appache on Feb 9, 2010 11:52:17 GMT -5
okay now I HAVE GOT ONE THATLL BEAT THAT! here it is:
well hung? (ndg)
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Post by olegrinder on Feb 9, 2010 14:02:25 GMT -5
if you have no gigs on your "resume" (HAHA) why would you get booked at these big fancy venues in montreal... what kind of promoter is this ... Easy - at best it's an honest pay-to-play gig, or play for free gig, a chance for a local to open for a 'big name' act. Bands do this to attract more locals to local gigs. Like local punk-grind-hXc bands will play for nothing-or-next to open for one of their favorite or friend's touring bands. It's networking for the more commercial end of music. At worst it's a local agent-promoter looking to tap into a couple promising local acts income - happened to a former jam band I know ex-members of. Or a complete scam, which is maybe worse.
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Post by appache on Feb 9, 2010 15:58:41 GMT -5
if you have no gigs on your "resume" (HAHA) why would you get booked at these big fancy venues in montreal... what kind of promoter is this ... Easy - at best it's an honest pay-to-play gig, or play for free gig, a chance for a local to open for a 'big name' act. Bands do this to attract more locals to local gigs. Like local punk-grind-hXc bands will play for nothing-or-next to open for one of their favorite or friend's touring bands. It's networking for the more commercial end of music. At worst it's a local agent-promoter looking to tap into a couple promising local acts income - happened to a former jam band I know ex-members of. Or a complete scam, which is maybe worse. Well i did a quick search on google for her email - because after sending an email laughong at her, got a response - ARE YOU INTERESTED? you get this as first result,, SPOKEO.com , which is kinda cool to get a few basic info about a person you are looking up. 21 year old regular chick. seems kinda odd that shed be putting together big gigs n shit. there is also (i dont know if some of you have this in your cities) but here we got a thing called : SHOW BUSINESS school...were they teach you how to be an agent or promote shows. i know a chick who decided to study this full of shit course (for like 12 grands hahaha) which i strongly advised her against (yet shes the type to get into pyramid schemes or telephone scams hahaha) and seriously, she once told me how they explain to to be a successful promoter and anyways - its just a waste of time. seriously, if ylu ask me if yer trying to set something up and want to give local bands a chance - do some digging YOURSELF , if you are arrogant enough to call yourself a UNDERGROUND PROMOTER - be at least aware of what the underground consists of - when youve been around enough , you get to know people and seriously - would you give a band their FIRST SHOW - to open up for a big band? - sounds like a bad call to me - id rather pick a band whom might not have played alot of shows, but i know wont fuck up half their set because its their first gig and sometimes shit like this can happen but thats just my opinion though does sound like a scam or pay to play to my ear
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