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Post by thelampincident on Mar 1, 2010 14:17:54 GMT -5
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Post by yeastydeath on Mar 1, 2010 16:21:16 GMT -5
Pointy guitars are a necessity for metal. I'm guessing that's a prog metal guitar.
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Post by swilliam on Mar 1, 2010 16:26:07 GMT -5
Prince prototype guitar
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 1, 2010 21:14:39 GMT -5
Same company makes this guitar too... gotta say I like these.
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Post by britleryouth on Mar 1, 2010 23:55:51 GMT -5
That first guitar looks like an off-center antelope.
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 24, 2010 19:36:13 GMT -5
Not Craigslist, but still a funny ad: HEY ALL IN HIS BLOOD LOOKING FOR MEMBERS FOR CHRISTIAN METALCORE BAND WE HAVE RECORDING LOOKING AT PLAYING SUMMER SHOWS, MANGERMENT,MUST HAVE JOB SOME TRANSPORTION AND MUST HAVE THE WILLING TO SAVE SOULS AND BIBLE BELIEVING GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/INHISBLOOD7
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Post by britleryouth on Mar 25, 2010 16:00:00 GMT -5
"Managerment"? Seems they weren't blessed with the gift of grammar.
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Post by thelampincident on Mar 25, 2010 16:16:41 GMT -5
But they have the willing to save souls and that's what counts after all.
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Post by thelampincident on May 9, 2010 0:50:30 GMT -5
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Post by thelampincident on Jun 23, 2010 22:58:45 GMT -5
providence.craigslist.org/muc/1806163673.htmlAmbient/Depressive BM band seeking guitarist (richmond) Date: 2010-06-22, 11:34PM EDT Reply to: xosfur@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?] The name of the project is Dhampyr. As of yet, I have released three albums officially (one internet release). Since the inception of the project in 2006, I have handled all instrumentation myself, but now feel that it might be in the best interest of the band to expand the horizons of the project. As regards the position, I am looking for an individual well-versed in the field of black metal - NO hipsters/scenesters/emos/punks/thrashers, etc, etc. Whether you have your own equipment is unimportant to me. Flashy amps, cabinets, and "pieces" are all folly to me. Dhampyr is not a live band, and never will be. Ideally, you will record in my "studio," and will have full advantage of the equipment I have (which, as it were, is not very much.) If the experience is pleasant, you will be considered for future releases and, in possibility, as part of the band. I have tried numerous guitarists before who honestly played my impatience more strongly than they did their guitar. Do not be mistaken, however - I am not looking for a "noodler" or a "techy." That is all nonsense. I am looking for a competent, interesting, like-minded individual who carries a distrust for the human species - one who harbors a defiant certainty in the power of black metal in the face of the glitzy and insufferable modern world. If you enjoy waking up in the morning, you needn't bother contacting me! www.myspace.com/dhampyrbm The town he lives in is pretty remote too. Living in the woods ist krieg!
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Post by swilliam on Jun 24, 2010 5:40:58 GMT -5
hahahahahaha what a tool.
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Post by geeheeb on Jun 24, 2010 23:17:21 GMT -5
Fenriz probably does wake up smiling...
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Post by monollectif on Jul 6, 2010 0:56:30 GMT -5
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Post by absurdexposition on Jul 19, 2010 11:22:28 GMT -5
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Post by thelampincident on Jul 19, 2010 12:23:00 GMT -5
Free food/lunch (Craig & Lamb) Date: 2010-07-19, 8:35AM PDT Reply to: sale-rpqbh-1851023294@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I bought a frozen lasagna.. and made it 2 days ago, thinking my family would have eaten it up BUT, they didn't and I don't want it to go to waste.. so I have a big ziploc bag full, if anyone is interested.. Please email me...You must pick up.. and soon, as I need to do some errands.. email for address..
* Location: Craig & Lamb * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
hahahahahaha
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Post by thelampincident on Aug 2, 2010 22:46:24 GMT -5
Anyone ever been caught...
Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT
...doing the most private of private things?
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
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Post by swilliam on Aug 3, 2010 5:53:33 GMT -5
I knew a dude with a scuba fetish. he was weird as fuck.
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Post by j-rad on Sept 21, 2010 19:42:34 GMT -5
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Post by community slugs on Sept 21, 2010 20:10:57 GMT -5
Man, that's just straight-up retarded...
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Post by joethestache on Sept 21, 2010 21:57:06 GMT -5
i thought it was funny, but i like flamboyant adjectives and such.
at lest it wast tyypd liek tihs.
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Post by douchebag[sXe] on Nov 2, 2010 0:18:10 GMT -5
possibly the funniest/most creepy/most bizarre post on craigslist is this....(go to url for full effect) www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.htmlI'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity. Requirements: -access to an abandoned warehouse -old enough/built kinda awesome -maintains good eye contact -general intensity -cool moves -shades -leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish) -Bedazzler -basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me) -can lift 80 lbs -bachelor's in something or equivalent experience -not a narc Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY. P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now. "They told him don't you ever come around here Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it"
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Post by monollectif on Feb 7, 2011 12:11:14 GMT -5
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Post by olegrinder on Feb 7, 2011 16:33:53 GMT -5
You're nowhere near 30, Nick... You'll get more MILF's + cougars if you let them know you're young and have lil' jean shorts + a carpenter's belt.
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Post by monollectif on Feb 7, 2011 17:12:06 GMT -5
haha
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Post by j-rad on Feb 13, 2011 21:17:04 GMT -5
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